This evening -as I was running up to my front door in a cute pair of flats I just purchased at Forever Young- I realized something. I HATE THE FREAKING SNOW. I did not realized this though until I started chanting "I hate the snow" Over and over as I lept from one footstep to another to keep snow out of my shoes. I did not succeed in this mission. Snow has a mind of it's own.
What is the point of snow after December 25th? I mean seriously? By November I'm all sledded out and what not, so just waiting for Christmas keeps the snow exciting. Snow and I were best friends then. Maybe even lovers. But now...I'm done! It's OVER between us! This madness must end! It's as if the White Witch took my beloved friend and turned it against me! I'm constantly slipping and falling. Shivering has become a sport of some kind and I can't feel my toes despite how many socks I wear. My nose is a leaky faucet and my jeans have white lines as the bottoms from all the salt! Why? WHY CAN'T THIS END!?! This agony is taking over my life! The snow balls, the sheets of ice, the boots....MUST DIE AT THE HANDS OF SPRING'S CLAWS!
I'm not normally like this: violent. I really am not....unless you make me mad. But, hoo boy am I mad! This is an outrage! I'm sick of being pelted by snowballs, freezing my knickers off as I walk to and from my house to the car. Whatever cuteness and magical-ness Winter's snow had....is GONE. G. O. N. E!!!
From now on I am protesting winter! Give me warm temperatures or give me death!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
The top 4 people to be trapped on a deserted island with.
So, I was having a sleepover with my cute cousin Chealsea and we made this list that I thought was pretty funny. Because here I am an 18 year old and I share some of the same views as Chealsea- a 12 year old. The list is predominantly boys. What can I say? We ARE girls!
The first one was Edward Cullen. Our reasonings behind this decision was his uber vampire powers to get us off the island. Plus, the fact that he's freaking hott.
The second runner up was the Man VS. Wild Guy off discovery channel. Because he knows how to handle stranded situations -and the fact that we'd get to be on TV on his show helped matters-plus he's pretty decent looking. Ha ha
This one was mostly my idea- okay fine, it was totally my idea. Master Chief. He's freaking awesome and can freaking kick trash. If anything goes down, he's on my team! And he can protect us from danger with that attractive voice he has, oh and his Spartan suit.
The fourth on the list was Jacob Black, cause he's super warm and can crack us up when we're worried and stressed. Plus he can protect us and hunt for food. The actor is pretty good looking too. We'll settle for either one.
Here's a good view into the minds of girls! Ha ha Or just mine and Chealsea's.
To be Continued....
The first one was Edward Cullen. Our reasonings behind this decision was his uber vampire powers to get us off the island. Plus, the fact that he's freaking hott.
The second runner up was the Man VS. Wild Guy off discovery channel. Because he knows how to handle stranded situations -and the fact that we'd get to be on TV on his show helped matters-plus he's pretty decent looking. Ha ha
This one was mostly my idea- okay fine, it was totally my idea. Master Chief. He's freaking awesome and can freaking kick trash. If anything goes down, he's on my team! And he can protect us from danger with that attractive voice he has, oh and his Spartan suit.
The fourth on the list was Jacob Black, cause he's super warm and can crack us up when we're worried and stressed. Plus he can protect us and hunt for food. The actor is pretty good looking too. We'll settle for either one.
Here's a good view into the minds of girls! Ha ha Or just mine and Chealsea's.
To be Continued....
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