Due to the fact that I am waiting to receive a life in the mail I've decided to write another note-thingy! I've already cleaned my entire bedroom-which I enjoyed far too much for a teenager, mopped the floor (Half by hand because I broke the mop.) And cleaned the living room. I have nothing left to do except write something to keep my mind busy. So here we are, funny quotes from my family! We call them parry-isms!
"I'm sorry! Those doughnuts sure do look attractive!"- My little sister Caroline stated this when she was seven I think. I caught her eye-balling my glazed and chocolate and gave her a pointed look. She totally caught me off guard and cracked me up!
"Attack the flies! Not each other, dirt balls!" - My mom hollered this to my little brother Ammon and myself when we were in our Mormon Assault Vehicle. We were in some random town in Idaho passing through and there were MILLIONS of flies. I'm not even kidding. They kept getting into our suburban and we were attacking them. Ammon and I then turned and got into a catfight for entertainment's sake and my mom freaked out.
“MOM’S RABID!!” – My little brother was screaming this and running around our campsite as my mother emerged from the bushes brushing her teeth. She had some toothpaste on the side of her face. I was laughing so hard.
“It’s alright! The deer is okay!” –Me
“The deer is okay? What about MY CAR!?! Stupid deer I’m going to hunt you down and freaking EAT YOU!!” – Savannah
~Later that day~
“You hit a deer?” –Mom
“No, the deer hit US!” – Me. This happened over the fourth of July up in Roosevelt. There was this deer practically jogging next to the car as we were driving on this dirt road going like 15MPH. Suddenly, it veered off and head butt my sister’s car. It dented in her door. She was furious. Deer are extreme suicidal creatures.
“What’s a cow with a wig?”
“Your mom.” – Ammon and Caroline had this conversation while we were up camping at Duck Creek. My dad- who was drinking a soda at the campfire- snorted and started to cough. I was laughing my head off.
“The aliens are coming! THE ALIENS ARE COMING!” – My mom likes to shriek this periodically and turn the lights on and off in my bedroom while I am reading.
“If you keep it up I’m going to…uh…. Pop your zit BEFORE its time!” –My mom said this trying to come up with a threat. It didn’t strike fear into anyone’s heart.
“Ronald McDonald had probably committed suicide a ton of times, but he keeps getting resurrected by the Clown Foundation.” – Ammon said this once just out of the blue and it cracked me up so bad I had to write it down.
“Missy’s knees are double jointed!” – Ammon
“Your brain is double jointed!” - My mom.
*Peals of laughter* - Me, Caroline, my Dad.
Be a FrOoTLOoP in a world of cheerios people!
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