Well, because I'm extremely bored- and I'm sick of cleaning the family room so my best friend Erica can sleep over- I've decided to get all of these wonderfully humiliating moments off my chest.

Now, some of these moments may not seem that bad to the average human mind, however to me these incidents had me wishing to hide under the nearest rock. I am very weak to the feelings of guilt and embarrassment and quite often enough these emotions rule my mind at times. Remember, If you can't say something nice... don't say anything at all -or I will jump out of your closet and kill your face. :)

1. In one of my previous notes I stated that I have been mis-fortunate enough to run into a tree. That is true. However, the story behind this aught to clear up any misconception.

It happened when my entire extended Parry family went camping one summer at Starvation. (A place that had nothing to entertain children, but one small swing-set.) It was dusk and all of the cousins decided to go to the swings and go crazy. I am very competitive. Also I am a very fast runner so in order to get one of the four swings I took off followed by all my cousins: The pack.

I was so excited cause I was a ways in front and I knew I'd get my swing when I slammed into something. I was disoriented and kinda hurt when the thing I hit started to bend and I fell, hitting my nose right smack dab onto a sprinkler head. I hit it hard. I lay there waiting for the pain to hit as all my cousins rushed past me, nearly trampling me to get to the swings. When I felt the pain I very well thought I had broken my nose, so I decided to start screaming it-waking up the entire camp. My dad ended up coming over and told me "Missy your nose isn't even bleeding."

2. I had a girl at school once ask me if I was lesbian. I had never done anything to make people think something like that because I am completely attracted to guys. I was so mortified that the whole week I kept asking my friends if I seemed to "roll that way" in other people's eyes. I decided I hadn't been wearing enough pink and dressed up like a girly girl the entire week. My friends got extremely annoyed with me.

3. As stated before, bathrooms switch places on me constantly. It's getting quite old.

4. A couple years ago my older sister and I went to Lagoona Beach over the summer. We were swimming and having a good 'ol time when my sister decided she wanted to go on the long tall white slides. I was kinda freaked out but I went with her anyway. My sister went on one I went on the other to race. As I was going down I felt something weird happening to my swimsuit top. (I wear a two piece suit) When I got to the bottom my sister was climbing out next to me and laughing, the life guard in front of us was just gaping and that's when it registered that my top wasn't on correctly. I have never gone back since.

5. I was walking into the local Wal-mart with a friend of mine and being the devious person I am, I tried to trip him. I ended up tripping myself in the process and fell flat on my face in the entrance of Wal-mart. Right in front of McDonalds. (Boy a chicken wrap sounds good to me right now!) I insisted that we leave. I don't think I ended getting what I went there for.

6. At Olive Garden I accidentally flung a server's tip into a guest's plate of food. I wanted to seriously die. The lady was nice and laughed about it. She thought I was hilarious.

7. My best friend Erica and I passed this naked guy with only an inner tube dancing on the side of the road. I didn't believe that he was naked so we turned around and drove by him slowing down to take a picture. He really was. Ha ha! He even posed for the picture. I still have it.

8. So I had this incident happen at work which totally mortified me. I was at Old Navy and goofing off with a fellow employee doing karate chops, roundhouses ect. Well, when I was passing this employee I meant to hit him on his back but I totally missed -and he's pretty tall- so I ended up smacking him on his butt. My managers were there and everything! I was so humiliated. I started to apologize profusely, my face all the while turning even more red then it started out to be. He was all "Gee Missy! I never expected that from you!" The rest of the night every time he passed me he would turn slightly and cover himself. I was mortified. I'm never going to live it down.

9. My manager at the Olive Garden played a prank on me once in revenge because I like to pull pranks a lot ton them. So he retaliated and told me-handing me A1 sauce- that table 223 needed the steak sauce. I nodded and went to what I thought was table 223-it wasn't. So I asked this table if they needed the sauce and they looked at me like I'd grown another head, or was high. (They hadn't even gotten their bread sticks yet, so there was nothing on their table.) They told me, "What are we going to do? Lick it off the table?" I left very quickly realizing I had gone to the wrong table. I went to the correct table and they were leaving. Wrong table again.

I went to another table that I thought he meant-that some employees were eating at on their day off- but they didn't need it either. They started to laugh at me, and that's when realization dawned. I muttered quite angrily: 'I'm going to KILL Blake!" And stalked back to the kitchen. Blake was there cracking up saying, "Don't mess with me, I'll get you good!" I have never done anything he tells me to do since.

10. Another time when I was working at Olive Garden (It seems everything happens there now) It was near closing time and extremely slow so I started to get bored. The music was playing and I was washing some windows up in the entrance way when I started to get my groove on.

I was rockin' out doing all kinds of dances with the encouragement of some fellow Hostess friends who were dancing with me. It was loads of fun, but what I didn't realize is that they had stopped dancing and failed to mention to me that some customers were about to walk in the door. All of a sudden I hear: "Wow, is there a dance party going on here?" I freeze slowly turning and see this nice guy with his wife totally cracking up. I turned bright red and had to go to the bathroom to calm down!

That's all I can think of right now. I'll add more later. :)